Somebody posting a comment on Daily Kos (http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2004/10/14/1194/1032/234#234) mentioned that, being deaf and able to read lips, he/she saw Bush approaching Kerry at the end of the last debate and asking for a meeting. Of course, speculations ensued: may be Bush has a terrible disease [Bell's Palsy (half of his face was paralyzed and drooling during the debate)? Premature Senility (incoherence and forgetfulness)? Muscular dystrophy (Frequent falls)?] and he wants to drop out of the race and pass the mantle on to Kerry?
Or may be he just wants to have a beer with the Senator?
Anyway.... Every instalment of this Presidential campaign brings new exciting developments: Bush is postponing his annual medical exam until after the election! Bush is wired! Bush is dying of a mysterious illness!! Who needs to watch soap operas on TV when you can follow the Excellent Adventures of Bush and Kerry As The Campaign Turns. Tomorrow's episode: Bush's pregnant evil twin is stricken with amnesia!!!
How do you expect me to meditate with so much turmoil in my brain...
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