Y' a ma motto qu'a des ratés

Just got this email from a friend:

«Good motto to live by ... "Life should NOT be a journey to
the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and
well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand,
strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
screaming "WOO HOO -what a ride!"»

Let see now:

Champagne - - Yeah, sure, that would be nice.
Strawberry - - Why not, if it's in season (on sale).
Used up, worn out body - - Check!
Scream - - «Screaming» is my middle name, according to my children.

Yessss! Two out of four, fifty fucking percent! Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? That's right, beeatch!!!!