Mother's Day is a time of commemoration and celebration for Mom. It is a time of breakfast in bed, family gatherings, and crayon scribbled "I Love You"s. [ghaaargh!]
OK, with that out of the way, let's get down to serious business: what to buy for Mom on her special day. The best option is of course some snake wine but what if Mom is a teetotaler? You could give her some flowers, but what if she's allergic to them? Chocolate? She'll get fat and blame you for it. A massage? She's ticklish. A baby elephant? She'll be too busy to walk it or clean its cage and guess who will end up doing those chores?
Come to think of it, the best present is a a video clip!
Oh all right, all right, here's the real video clip:
1 comment:
I can't find this bottle on http://www.asiansnakewine.com/ but they have others ? any idea where to get it ?
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