Actually, it's part deux and final, because it's too exhausting to keep track of stupid articles in the papers.
So today's latest news is: «Sizzling summer temperatures across the United States have sent flocks of consumers to their local ice cream parlors, driving up sales of frozen treats from sunny California to the muggy East Coast». GASP! PEOPLE EAT MORE ICE CREAM WHEN IT'S HOT!!! NO KIDDING!?
Next they'll tell us that children prefer ice cream to boiled broccoli!!