Sunday, August 13, 2006

More Interspecies Love

Regular version: Thumper: Ouch! My ear!
Sick version: Thumper: What are you doing? I said «Kiss my rear!»


Regular version: Bambi: Sorry, but I'm cold and exhausted..
Thumper: Come with me then!
Sick version: Bambi: Sorry, but I'm cold and exhausted..
Thumper: Come with me then! Hehehehe!


Regular version: Thumper: You can rest here, you're safe.
Sick version: Thumper: Look, I gave you food, a roof over your head... where's the gratitude, bitch?


Regular version: Thumper: Take a nap, I'll watch over you.
Sick version: Thumper: Thanks honey! That was great! Wanna cigarette?
Bambi [in tears]: NO!!! You bastard!


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