Friday, January 23, 2009

The Obamas' sexual habits

I must admit: I have to reluctantly recognize that Obama is not such a douche after all: his sexual life with his wife is.. uh... interesting. (Via: Cynical-C)

For the innocent minded, this is the definition of fisting:

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (

Fisting is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or anus. Typically, fisting does not involve forcing the clenched fist into the vagina or anus. Instead, all five fingers are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming a beak-like shape, casually referred to as a "silent duck"), then slowly inserted into a well-lubricated vagina or anus. Once insertion is complete, the fingers either naturally clench into a fist or remain straight. In more vigorous forms of fisting, such as "punching," a fully clenched fist may be inserted and withdrawn slowly. Fistees who are more experienced may take two fists (double-fisting) in the vagina or anus. In the case of double-fisting, pleasure is derived more from the stretching of the anus or vaginal wall rather than from the thrusting (in-and-out) movement of hands.

Now excuse me while I go and puke.

Update: Oh sorry.. I was told that the woman meant "fist bumping" and not.... Ohhh!

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