My plan, after retirement next year, is to earn a few extra bucks by working as a waitress in a Japanese restaurant, because I love Japanese food and I'm also hoping to pick up some Japanese (language, not men, you dirty minded bastards!).
But my karma must be very bad, because once again, my plans are foiled. The competition is too tough!!!
I don't mind having to wear a collar and being tethered to the fridge, but I will not work for peanuts... or boiled soybeans. After all, my motto in life has always been: Dignity, always dignity!