This morning, someone from IT came to my office:
- Good news, he said. You've been complaining about your computer being slow. Well, I'm here to fix it. Right now, you have 512 Mg of memory, I'm gonna add another 2 Gg.
- I've been complaining for more than a year now. And I'm retiring in 2 days.
- Well, for two days, you'll have lightning speed.
Let me guess. On the 3oth of March, they will come to replace my squeeking chair with a new massage chair and on the 31st, they will announce that from now on, the cafetaria menu will always feature Pho and Pad Thai.